You probably remember the moment you realized your property needed better parking signs. Was it when you saw Mrs. Whittaker hobbling across the far lot, grocery bags swinging from her walker, because someone had parked in the handicapped spot again? Or perhaps it was the day the Fire Department arrived for a practice drill and couldn't get anywhere near the fire lane? Or the time Mr. Martin blocked your car in with his, to make the point that his spot was always occupied?

There is no doubt about it: even perfectly nice people will defy all laws of property and courtesy to get a good parking space, so you must take measures. Polite reminders, handmade signs, painted curbs--that's amateur hour, and every stranger cruising for a free parking space knows it! Step up to official metal signs, just like the ones on city streets and drivers will think twice before they violate the rules.